Saturday, April 30, 2011

Some of the Costumes I saw at Boston Comic Con

Well at comic book conventions you expect to see people dressed up in costumes. There are some good costumes...and then there are some bad/douchie ones. So today I went to Boston Comic Con. I enjoyed myself. I met some wicked nice creators and artist like Greg capullo, JG Jones, Frank Quietly, and others. I also met some kinda disapointing ones like Neal Adams, dont get me wrong, I love his work, but he charged 10$ for an autograph. Usually most artist sign stuff free. The only reason I shelled out the cash was because it was Batman 251, and thats my favorite book I own. If you dont know what it looks like, it looks like this, and on top of that he mispelled my name. How do you mispell "Kevin" to "Krvin" I would never know.
 So anyway, back to the point. I saw some pretty interesting costumes, and   thought I share them with you
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First off we have Bane, who is very clearly dealing with a midlife crisis

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Watch out Gotham City, there is a new foe in town...Obesity

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Oh no Mr T, Please dont shoot

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I guess they got Seth Rogan's Green Hornet replacement ready
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Whoa there Spidey, you can put an eye out with those things
Johnny Depp really let himself go
Please Joker dont rob me...College already beat you too it
I guess this guy is ready for the reboot

Well thats most of the pics I have. I have two more, but they arent going through. I will edit this once the last two pics come in. So thats pretty much a smidget of stuff I seen at Boston Comic Con. I had fun, and I am looking forward to it next year.

Friday, April 29, 2011

My opinion on the Royal Wedding

My opinion on the Royal Wedding is fairly simple. I don't care. It's two people getting married, big deal. Females are the ones who really care about that because it's like porn to them. It's their way of re-living the whole "I wanna be a princess" way of thinking, that got ruined once they realized the real world isn't like the Disney Channel. Do the royal family even do anything? It's more of an empty position if you ask me. They are more like symbols then actual political leaders. Parliament essentially runs everything over in the UK. I know people who woke up early to watch it, and I wonder why? Why would you lose sleep to watch a wedding for a couple who you have no personal connection to whatsoever. We have wars going on, natural disasters are happening, people are dying, bankers are stealing trillions, and yet we are all concerned about a royal wedding? Also how is it that some people who can't even get their own marriage in order care so much about someone elses? Fix yours. That being said Kate Middleton looked great(I could careless about the dress, cuz I'm not a fashion person) and the Prince has funny teeth....Ok, I'm done. 





Kate Middleton and Prince William kiss (AP/APTN)

I saw a Celebrity and a weird Cheater on my T ride to school

It's not everyday you come across a celebrity. It's not everyday you come across one on public transportation on the train ride to school. Well when I say this celeb I just had to take a picture of her. Well I know your in suspense, so I'll spill the beans.





 I saw Precious lol and she sure is a character actor because she is still acting like she is in the movie. Is there a Precious2 in the works?!? Lol......




Also usually I take two trains to get to school(the red and green line) and on the green line I seen what can either be the smartest or the dumbest cheater ever. I admit I used to dabble in cheating back in high school (Chinese wasn't going to pass itself). We all have once in our lives, but this dude takes the cake. I seen everyday possible, but I never seen this way. He had loads of stuff written on his leg. It might be a hot day too, so if he sweats, I guess he will ruin his chance of passing. I even got a brief video just because it amused me, but it would take too long to upload it. Everyone on the train was looking at him, and you should of seen the stupid, guilty look on his face. I wish I would of took a picture of that.It was priceless..








Friday, April 22, 2011

One thing on my mind: People really need to be real with themselves

Everyone claims to be cute and stuff and no one wants to claim that they might actually he ugly. Some of these people conduct themselves with an attitude like there a 10 when there looks make them a average or even way below it. I keep it real with myself, I'm an average looking dude. I would give myself a 6.5-high 7(and my personality and humor gives me brownie points). So if it were a report card i would have a C+, and thats good enough to pass. In prison I might be a 10, but since I have no intention of getting locked up to find that out, I'll just stick with my 7 lol. As you can see I know where I stand on the matter. Yes I will admit I make some ugly people jokes, but that bring said I also make fun of myself all the time. Hell, I even made a "I Hate Kevin Lilly" facebook page straight roasting myself. I dont care.  I hate when I see an ugly person make fun of another ugly person. When that happens I wanna just start roasting the one making jokes. An ugly person making fun of another ugly person is like a cripple making fun of how another cripple walks. Some people act like they never saw themselves in the mirror before. Lets be honest, some people dont deserve to EVER put down anyone else. So in conclusion be honest with yourself, and evaluate yourself before you make fun of others. There’s nothing wrong with having confidence, but confidence can quickly turn to cockiness. Last thing, If God made everyone in his own image, is there truly such thing as an ugly person

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

What is it?

So I was on the Red Line coming back home from a long day at school and I saw this...




I have no idea what it is. My money says male. It looks like one and the thinning hair doesn't really help it's case. it looks like the old guy from Clockwork Orange if he decided to become a tranny after his wife became " a victim of the modern age" (if you haven't seen the movie or read the book, his wife got raped).     



 This also looks like one of the music teachers at my old elementary school back in the day, Mr. Black. I am going off on a tangent. Mr black was the most miserable guy alive. He wore happy ties and sang joyful songs with his guitar, but he stayed yelling at everyone and even told the class one of the reasons he was so pissed off( his wife divorced him). Imagine how hard it was for us in elementary school to process that lol. Anyway back to the topic at hand. I have no idea what it is. It could be male or female or a child called it, but regardless whatever it is sure is ugly. It was funny as hell when it stood up, I even saw cameras flashing, but thanks to my trusty itouch I gave you all the best pics lol

Monday, April 18, 2011

A funny story involving my Dad and some Cape Verdians

(This story took place early in the wee hours of the morning while I was sleeping)
Some of you would get a kick out of this story because you know who my dad is. If you dont know Ill paint a quick picture. Hes a big dude. When I say big I dont mean fat, I mean big. Hes been working out way before I was born. Heres a picture of him at the UFC fan expo months ago when it was here in Boston. Anyway back to the story this was about 5 in the morning. I usually wake up and get ready to head to class around 6. My dad is one of those type of people who sleeps but can hear EVERYTHING.. So he heard a weird noise coming from outside. He looked and saw that there were two Cape Verdians trying to break into our car. He made it down the stairs and out the door with a speed that would make Usain Bolt look slow. Once the two dudes trying to break into the car saw my dad storm out the house, they froze up and then proceed to started running. So these dudes had a "head start" in a way. My dad bolted through the yard, hoped the fence and started chasing them. He pretty much was yelling at them, "You ************* come back here!" Although these two idiots were dumb, they weren't retarded. They knew if my dad would of caught up to them he would of messed them up. So he chased them almost down the street, and one had flip flops on (clearly he wasnt expecting to have to fun for his life early in the morning, i guess this was a learning experience lol) So the one who had flip flops on, lost his flip flops and continued to run down the street barefooted. They barley out ran my dad, but he just grabbed the dudes flip flops and threw them down the storm-drain. From that point on no situation like that ever happened again. My dad is awesome..nuff said 

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Some of the crazy things in my spam folder...Do I look Stupid?

I really get some of the weirdest emails on a regular basis. Here are three that I gotten in the past two days. Dont these scammers have anything productive to do?

1. The first one came from sussankhalifa24@att.net, i guess she is smitten by me (can you blame her? lmao)
Hello
How are you over there in your country? i hope all is well with you, i hope you may not know me, and i don't know who you are, My Name is Miss Sussan Khalifa, i just saw your email when i was searching for a nice trusted partner and it seams like some thing touches me all over my body, i started having some feelings in me which i have never experience in me before, so i became interested in you, l will also like to know you more,and l want you to send an email to my email address () so l can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.I believe we can move from here,I am waiting for your mail to my email address above,
(Remember the distance or color does not matter but love matters a lot in life)
From Miss Sussan.


2. This one comes from jcastro@jz.cablemas.com and hes telling me how I won (how many times have I heard that before?)

GOOD DAY

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR e-MAIL HAS WON YOU THE SUM OF
1,000.000.00 POUNDS FROM THE MSN/YAHOO®PROMOTION HELD ON 1ST APRIL 2011.
CONTACT THE BARRISTER ARTHUR JAMES FOR CLAIMS OF FUNDS.

Name: Barrister.Arthur James Esq
Email:barr.arthur@live.com

1.Full Name:
2.Full Address:
3.State:
4.Occupation:
5.Age:
6.Sex:
7.Country:
8.Tel.Number:


3. This one is from kaborewilliam24@gmail.com and its the usual format (someone died in some dramatic way, wants to give you money,they happen to live in a poor country and yet want to give millions to someone in America? you get the picture)

Dear friend,

I know that this letter may come to you as a surprise, I got your contact address from the computerized search. My name is Mr Kabore William. I am the Bill and Exchange(assistant)Manager of Bank of Africa Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.

In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of thirteen million five hundred thousand United State of American dollars (13.5 MILLION USA DOLLARS) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer Mr Kurt Kuhle from Alexandra Egypt who died along with his family in Siber airline that crashed into sea at Isreal on 4th October 2001.

Since I got information about his death I have been expecting
his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we can
not release it unless somebody applies for it as the next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking
guidelines, but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed
next of kin or relation died alongside with him in the plane
crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want the money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

Am contacting you because our deceased customer is a foreigner
and a Burkinabecan not stand as a next of kin to a foreign
customer. The banking guidelines stipulate that the fund should
be transferred into the bank treasury after 9 years if nobody is coming for the claim. I have agreed that 33% of this money will be for you as foreign partner in respect to the provision of your account for the transfer, 2% will be set aside for expenses that might occurred during the business and 65% would be for me, after which I shall visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.

Please I would like you to keep this transaction confidential and as a top secret as you may wish to know that I am a bank
official.

Yours sincerely,
Mr Kabore William.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

I really hate these retarded ways people "spread awareness"

Day of SilenceI really can't stand a lot of things we as Americans do to "Spread Awareness". I will describe two ones that just irk me. So on my school Friday, they will be having a "Day of Silence". This "Day of Silence", is exactly what it sounds like, it's students and some faculty being silent to "spread awareness" about the negative aspect of LGBT bullying. I have to admit I think the idea itself is stupid. So let me get this straight, your planning on spreading awareness, by saying nothing? That sounds dumb. If someone ask them, "why are you silent", it's not like they can actually explain to them why they are doing this, and if people don't know what your doing then the goal of spreading awareness is pretty much screwed(for lack of a better word). Also since they are silent what can they do if they do come across someone getting bullied? Can they SPEAK UP and say something to stop it? Or can they not speak up because they have to stay loyal to the cause? Oh well, a good thing is some kids who have to present in one of my classes took the vow of silence and now one of my classes is canceled. Yaay!!!!  Another thing I hate is the retarded "color" thing. Like "wear Red for Japan","wear black for the jena six", ect. I think all of it is shenanigans. The most recent one was "wear purple to support LGBT kids and protest bullying". I don't see how wearing a color shirt is magically going to stop bullying. I really think it's worth more to actually stop bullying than to wear a color shirt to say you "care". Oh and before I forget, remember the whole thing on Facebook where people would change their profile picture to their favorite cartoon to protest child abuse. I felt this was so stupid. How the hell is a profile picture magically going to stop a kid from getting hit? Is a child abuser going to get ready to give a kid a knuckle sandwich, go on facebook, see the cartoon profile pics, and say,"omg, these cartoon pics make me not want to abuse a child"? Nope, they are going to do it regardless. Some people actually argued with me that this would make a difference. I even got into it and put Robin get beat to death by Joker as my profile picture. I wonder if a cartoon of child abuse would actually stop child abuse. Let me see if it worked...hang on...nope, sorry the profile picture change hasnt stopped child abuse. I hate child abusers, and if I had my way child abusers would get beaten and raped in jail. Some seems to me that after all the great protest and change by MLK and a bunch of others, people want to feel like they are making a difference, but they really aren't. Being silent, wearing a color, and changing a Facebook profile picture aren't going to make a change. Only YOU can make a change. Treat others with respect and love your neighbor. Change starts with you.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

So if you wanna follow me on the Twitter

Follow me @ClassClownKJL im still getting used to the whole twitter thing...If you follow me, ill definitely follow back

So this attention whore Pastor Terry Jones decided to Burn Korans...

So if you havent been keeping up with the news, that Pastor Terry Jones decided to burn the Koran, and now it led to a snowball effect of violence over in the middle east. First off let me say this, PASTOR TERRY JONES IS NOT A CHRISTIAN. I am a Christian and even I know Jesus never once said "burn the koran", but instead he said "love your neighbor" and "speak the truth in love". There is nothing Christian about what he's doing, and as a matter of fact that little stunt really had no purpose. Its people like him and the self righteous people of the Westbro Baptist Church that give Christians a bad name. Clearly these people havent read Romans Chapter 12:9-21 when it says," 9 Love must be sincere. Hate what is evil; cling to what is good. 10 Be devoted to one another in love. Honor one another above yourselves. 11 Never be lacking in zeal, but keep your spiritual fervor, serving the Lord. 12 Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer. 13 Share with the Lord’s people who are in need. Practice hospitality.
 14 Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse. 15 Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn. 16 Live in harmony with one another. Do not be proud, but be willing to associate with people of low position.[c] Do not be conceited.
 17 Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everyone. 18 If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone.19 Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,”[d] says the Lord. 20 On the contrary:
   “If your enemy is hungry, feed him;
   if he is thirsty, give him something to drink.
In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head.”
[e]
 21 Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." 
Also the annoying part about it is he "doesnt responsible feel for the violence" that happened as a result of his little charade. WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT? Lets face it, some muslims are extremely sensitive when it comes to what they believe, for example the situation with the Danish Cartoonist drawing Muhammad. That being said he shouldnt aim to stir up trouble and walk out like he had nothing to do with it. Innocent people are dying because of this self righteous buffoon. Why dont we make a deal and just give him and his retarded followers to the Muslims? and then we might finally have peace. Here is a video of the idiot. Jesus wouldnt support stuff like this at all.



So Charlie Sheen got booed off stage....I told you he was done

What did I tell you? Charlie Sheen Jumped the shark at sheen's korner, and I dont think he'll ever get back where he was. So if you havent heard, last night was Charlie Sheen's "Torpedo of Truth" tour. I just never it was gonna be awful because lets face it, Charlie sheen is neither funny or entertaining unless he has either writers or is on drugs. He did a plaxico burress move and shot himself in the foot. Overexposure is a career killer. If Charlie would of just chilled after those first few interviews, he might of went down as an instant legend. Granted I know he has done a bunch of crazy stuff like pull a gun on his girl, beat one, and other stuff, but it seemed like the public was willing to let those past shenanigans go because he was entertaining them. Its weird how fickle our society is, but I digress. Now he has neither so what else do you expect? So anyway his ToT tour kicked off in Detroit, and it got received as well as an armless man playing Wide Receiver. It was a disaster. I dont even feel sorry for the people who got tickets, because they deserve it. If you spent 47-109$ to see an unfunny boob, you deserve every bit of his sucking. This is not a good look for Charlie AT ALL. Getting Booed off in the first show isnt really a great kickoff for the future stops. For example he is scheduled to make a stop in Boston soon, and Boston crowds are BRUTAL. The only place with worse crowds is Philly. Last time I checked Charlie Sheen is no Bill Burr, and cant turn a crazy crowd.

Charlie has as much stand up experience as Stephen Hawking has jumprope experience. His show sounds like a waste of money. Poor Detroit though, First they have to deal with their crappy Lions, then their crazy unemployment rate, their heavy crime rate, and now to top it off Charlie Sheen just went in and debuted his abortion of comedy on stage. Call this what you want, but Charlie Sheen is officially #NotWinning. By the way its funny how before Charlie Sheen jumped on stage, on twitter he said he is getting ready to preform in the most "honest city", and I guess if the most "honest city" dont like him, the rest of his tour is going to be a living hell.
 Heres a link to a review about his show:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/charlie-sheen-my-violent-torpedo-174132

Heres a review of the dabacle called the Torpedo of Truth Tour

Friday, April 1, 2011

Random Entry: Mean April Fools Jokes

I was bored so throughout the day I was  coming up with some examples of just Mean April Fools jokes, that would be kinda awesome to pull off. April Fools to me is a day where corny people OD with their jokes. For crazy people like me, we dont need a day to act crazy. We simply act crazy whenever. So without further a due, here are a quick list of some of the "Mean April Fools" Jokes that came to my head

- Buying a deodorant from 7/11 and giving it to the cashier at 7/11 because he's musty
-Giving a homeless person Monopoly money
- Bringing Fantasia, and R Kelly to a library 
(get it? cuz they cant read lol)
-Getting Rihanna "Punch Out" for the Wii
- If when Gary Coleman gets to heaven (if hes there at all) there is a sign that says "You must be at least this tall to get in", and gary misses it by an inch
-Sending Michael Vick 101 Dalmatians
-A girl coming home and her mom asking "how was your day" and the girl replies " it was bad I missed a period.." and before she gets a chance to add "...on my history paper..April Fools", her mom might be on the floor having a heart attack
-if the government tells people "oh welfare checks dont come out today"...April Fools, but they wont even get the word April out before a riot breaks out
- A pregnant lady says to her partner, "This baby aint yours, its (insert name here)"...and before the words "April Fools" come out someone is gonna get hurt